sadgirl1017:

customer service be like

thegoldenqurls:

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

truth 

ammnontet:

scullysgf:

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

so what it’s like ?

sharp cheddar head ass !

biggerthanthesesbones:

I hope Black Panther makes black people feel as powerful as Wonder Woman made me feel

i hope so too !

die-einzelganger:

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

Man I sure have missed tumblr!

matojobearsall:

korkrunchcereal:

kenkit:

planesexualpilot:

tsuvorite:

smokedankmemes:

An elderly woman plays GTA V

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

OH. MY. GOD.

Lmao 

Wankers! Wankers! Wankers!

voulair:

me @ the stars: help me

dylanaf:

when you meet someone with the same name as you

black–twitter:

kidkendoll:

16bithoe:

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

The four you the next week

Originally posted by n64thstreet

vibraniumvibes:

Listening to “All the Stars” like…

autistic-sowachowski:

unrelatableuserboxes:

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head